Normally, I would put money away into a savings plan every month. However I had a strong feeling that crypto will be the next great investment, so every month I put the rest of my paycheck into crypto. The only problem is I can never sell my crypto, only buy.
Unfortunately, I must now live in poverty until until I die because of crypto. I have ramen for breakfast, ramen for lunch, and for dinner I photosynthesize for 30 minutes. I can do whatever I want as long as it doesn’t cost money, and it is all thanks to cryptocurrency.